Questions We Ask or Comments in Traffic

Posted by Matthew McEwen

1. What's that ricksaw going to do?
2. What's that microbus going to do?
3. Roll up the windows and lock the doors, we are coming to DIT2 circle. (the large traffic circle)
4. I wish I had some crackers.
   
5. What's that babytaxi (tuk-tuk), bus, walker, motorcycle going to do?!?
6. Push through the crowd! Push through them! Use that van to block the flow!
7. Anyone need a map? Anyone? (there are a plethora of map sellers at every corner and they canswear you need one)
8. Look out ... Pee'rs..
9. We've moved 20 feet in the last 10 minutes!
10. Oh oh oh oh ... he IS not coming over!?!?
11. He won't hit you, his car is too nice!
12. We need a vacation! We really need a vacation.
13. I need to use my horn more.
14. You can't pass more than three rickshaws at a time.
15. This WAS a two way street this morning!?
16. I wish I had a glove box full of rocks ....
17. Justin use your whistle.
18. Just nick him with your side view mirror.
19. I love having a driver.
20. We are getting passed by rickshaws!!!
21. Remember Karma ...
22. And the most often heard for iffy expat drivers "I only take lefts!"